Please travel with D’Brickashaw Ferguson, Mark Sanchez

Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez really seems to be fond of alluring Hayden Panettiere. The two were spotted Wednesday night at Beacher’s Madhouse in LA, where they shared cocktails and whispered to each other….

Panettiere is currently in a long-distance relationship with giant Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, and sources insist she’s “just friends” with Sanchez, who is also pals with Klitschko.

New York Post.

Look, I’m not here to offer you dating advice, Mark Sanchez, but you might want to be careful about this one.

Wladimir Klitschko is a 6’6″ 245-pound beast of a man. His nickname is “The Steel Hammer.” I’m sure you’re a pretty tough guy yourself, at least on the scale of handsome quarterbacks, but don’t pretend you don’t wear a red jersey in practice so no one hits you. Regardless of if you’re actually involved with the lovely Ms. Panettiere, you should probably take every possible measure to keep it out of the papers until she breaks things off with the reigning heavyweight champion. That means no public whispering or canoodling of any sort.

Incidentally, Klitscko is also a phD and speaks five languages. Sounds like a pretty desirable dude. But can he pull off white pants?

 

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