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Embarrassing photos of Tom Brady

Ted Berg — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:05:07 +0000

The Sports Pickle does some good work putting together a gallery of embarrassing photos of Tom Brady. But I think most would probably argue that getting fed poolside by a bikini-clad supermodel is not technically embarrassing. And this one’s just weird. Tom Brady’s got your goat:

Via @Section518.

And then there’s this

Ted Berg — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:55:20 +0000

Exasperated photos of Tom Coughlin

Ted Berg — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:11:14 +0000

The forthcoming Super Bowl means I’m busy with things that don’t often appear on this blog, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have fun doing them. I finally learned how to use SNY.tv’s new photo gallery tool last week, so now I can build up things for the site like this gallery of photos of Tom Coughlin looking exasperated. Click Coughlin’s cranky face to launch:

And topping that, we’ve also got this gallery I can’t claim responsibility for: A history of Bill Belichick’s hoodie. Come for the hatred, stay for the captions.

Here is a graph I made about Miguel Cabrera

Ted Berg — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:08:42 +0000

Since switching leagues:

Here’s what one item on the Taco Bell breakfast menu probably won’t actually ever look like

Ted Berg — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:43:16 +0000

That’s the Johnsonville sausage and egg wrap, according to the AP photo wire.

So what’s there? Looks pretty obviously like it’s wrapped up and grilled in their quesadilla press like the CrunchWrap Supreme. And there’s a big, flat sausage patty with some scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese. Hard to mess that up, though I might appreciate some sort of sauce. I guess I could always add my own, but that’s tricky with this type of product: You don’t want to compromise the intricate wrapping they’ve done to keep it portable.

The Marlins’ home-run thing is spectacular

Ted Berg — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:18:08 +0000

I’m in the minority of baseball fans who thinks the Marlins’ absurd home-run art installation is going to be awesome, and I believe this post from Grant Brisbee supports my case. He’s got a bunch of pictures of the home-run thing under construction, and it is tremendous. Look at how it dwarfs that palm tree:

Via Toby Hyde.

Understandably, everyone wants to look like Georgetown

Ted Berg — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:41:37 +0000

Nike unveiled a new line of gray uniforms for a bunch of college hoops teams yesterday. Look at these wannabes:

Me, I’m a sucker for this look:

That’s right, I’m arguing for Georgetown’s dominion over an entire color.

This exists

Ted Berg — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:22:57 +0000

Via @ritzdeez. I can’t figure out if that’s my head or my soul that hurts.

This exists

Ted Berg — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:25:40 +0000

Found out about this from a clue on Jeopardy! on Friday. Now I’m putting out an APB for a copy. Apparently, at the time it was published, Wade Boggs said he ate chicken every day.

And there’s more

Ted Berg — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:01:36 +0000

I spoke too soon before when I said I “got one” new embarrassing photo of Cole Hamels. I stumbled my way to the website of photographer Sean Patrick Watters, who apparently did a photoshoot with ol’ Cole at some point. All four photos can reasonably be deemed embarrassing, but I’ll direct you to Watters’ site for all but this one:

Added, of course.