Category Archives: Quotes
In typically classy fashion, Wright responds to Fred Wilpon’s claims that the Mets’ third baseman is not a superstar.
Excellent. I mean, why not?
Apparently Dickey dressed in a full Darth Vader suit in the Mets’ clubhouse on Friday and inquired about sandwiches.
Awesome read from Slate on how the press treated the greatest baseball player of all time because of a 17 at-bat rough stretch.
Color me shocked that Bill and Ted will once again have to travel in time. Wonder how they’ll handle George Carlin’s death though. They can’t just pretend that Rufus died, because we’ve already seen Rufus alive in 2688 and 1988, and if the Wyld Stallyns needed his advice — as they probably should — they could always just travel to some point in the timeline when he was alive.
Extremely interesting read about the future of technology. Via Sam.
So there’s that. Sure sounds like Carlos Beltran and the Mets are pushing to have their right fielder in place on Opening Day, though.
Excellent read from the Wall Street Journal on Diamondbacks bullpen catcher Jeff Motuzas, who will eat anything for money.
We had a guy like that in high school, but he didn’t make nearly the type of cash Motuzas does. One time I gave him $8 to eat a piece of unidentifiable meat we found on a diner floor. Another time I offered him $15 to lick a particularly strange technology teacher from our school. I didn’t think he’d take me up on that one, but he just walked over and licked the dude’s arm. “Yo, he was mad salty,” he reported, sticking his hand out for my cash.
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