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Does the fact that the Phillies topped the Mets three seasons in a row get you down? It bums me out, for sure.
But every time I feel a little depressed, I look at these photos of Cole Hamels, and suddenly nothing seems so bad anymore.
Here’s Cole Hamels and his wife, in an ad for luxury condos in luxurious Philadelphia:

Here’s Cole Hamels carrying a dog in a bag, telestration courtesy of Phillies blog The Fightins‘:
But how do we know for sure that’s Cole Hamels? Back to the luxury condo:

Note that it’s clearly the same dog.
UPDATE: Oct. 15, 2009
Excellent reader Chris has provided more embarrassing photos of Cole Hamels.
There’s this (Get it? Coal Hamels!):

And, of course, this:



WTF is going on in that third picture? Cole looks like he’s all ready go motorboat those fantastic cannons, but there is a little african american girl having a thumb war with the son of Zack Morris.
This is a great question. Why does Cole Hamels frolic in bed with children that are not his own?
If this wasn’t Cole Hamels, there would probably be a police investigation into what exactly is going on here.
2008 NLCS and World Series MVP
I think these should be linked somewhere in the sidebar so that whenever life is getting us down, we’ve got a pick-me-up at the ready.
Done.
Dunno, if I had that bitch, I’d flaunt it. Heidi ain’t too bad, either.