Does the fact that the Phillies topped the Mets three seasons in a row get you down? It bums me out, for sure.
But every time I feel a little depressed, I look at these photos of Cole Hamels, and suddenly nothing seems so bad anymore.
Here’s Cole Hamels and his wife, in an ad for luxury condos in luxurious Philadelphia:
Here’s Cole Hamels carrying a dog in a bag, telestration courtesy of Phillies blog The Fightins‘:
But how do we know for sure that’s Cole Hamels? Back to the luxury condo:
Note that it’s clearly the same dog.
UPDATE: Oct. 15, 2009
Excellent reader Chris has provided more embarrassing photos of Cole Hamels.
There’s this (Get it? Coal Hamels!):
And, of course, this:
UPDATE, 6/28: Today perhaps the most embarrassing photo of Cole Hamels yet hit the Internet. It’s a tiny bit NSFW, so I’ll just point you over to the Fightins instead of posting it here.
Actually, come to think of it, it’s not nearly the most embarrassing photo of Cole Hamels yet. That’s got to be the one with the kids in the bed.
WTF is going on in that third picture? Cole looks like he’s all ready go motorboat those fantastic cannons, but there is a little african american girl having a thumb war with the son of Zack Morris.
This is a great question. Why does Cole Hamels frolic in bed with children that are not his own?
If this wasn’t Cole Hamels, there would probably be a police investigation into what exactly is going on here.
2008 NLCS and World Series MVP
I think these should be linked somewhere in the sidebar so that whenever life is getting us down, we’ve got a pick-me-up at the ready.
Done.
Dunno, if I had that bitch, I’d flaunt it. Heidi ain’t too bad, either.
I’ve seen a lot of pictures on the web, but nothing like these. Awesome post.