Stories/things I have no interest in going anywhere near: Brett Favre’s junk

So sounds like Deadspin is going to produce some naked photos of Brett Favre tomorrow, which should at least clear up once and for all if he’s just like a little kid out there.

I reserve the right to continue making stupid and/or tasteless jokes about the matter, but the only embarrassing picture of Brett Favre I’m really interested in seeing is the reaction shot after his fourth interception on Monday night.

Not a lot of big breaking news here. Professional athletes (and many other people) cheat on their significant others? Shocker. Brett Favre’s a big, fat liar and a manipulator of media types? Nothing new there, either. Even Brett Favre’s passes at women get intercepted? Hey-oh.

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